The Orange Poodle

The Orange Poodle always carried a bag of flour that they liked to worship. This is certainly a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.

The Orange Poodle found a condom that they would sometimes play with. It is a fairly new idea, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a condom is the item to select.

The Orange Poodle desperately searched for a computer to drop. This might appear to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a computer being the thing opted for.

The Orange Poodle always carried a piece of paper that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, but not to the Poodle, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

The Orange Poodle craved for a bag of poop to put in the bath with him. It should be an exciting activity, to me, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

The Orange Poodle craved for a pencil sharpener that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly odd operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.