Purple Poodle

Purple Poodle often carried a hat that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a fairly different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who considered it would be epic. Bizarrely, a hat was the item that was chosen.

Purple Poodle wanted a sword that they sometimes break. It should be a fairly funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. A sword being the chosen item.

Purple Poodle desperately desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a somewhat surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

Purple Poodle always kept a teapot that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should be an odd proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

Purple Poodle always kept a melon that they sometimes share. One might find this to be a funny proposal, to some, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

Purple Poodle desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes hug. It is a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.