The Depressed Poodle

The Depressed Poodle carried a block of cheese that they liked to smash. It should have been a fairly unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Poodle craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a fairly different undertaking, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who expected that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer having that done to it

The Depressed Poodle always had with them a condom that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly weird thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Poodle had a Harry Potter wand that they would worship. One might consider this to be a strange exercise, to you, but not to the Poodle, who considered it was simply life. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

The Depressed Poodle needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been an unusual activity, to many, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

The Depressed Poodle searched for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been an unusual undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.