Their Boring Poodle

Their Boring Poodle carried a condom that they sometimes play with. It was a fairly odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Who would have imagined, a condom is the thing to select.

Their Boring Poodle always kept a pen that they would often sleep with. This seems a funny suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. A pen was the item that was selected.

Their Boring Poodle desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would smash. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Poodle, who assumed it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

Their Boring Poodle had a piece of paper that they liked to drop. It is considered to be a fairly odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

Their Boring Poodle often carried a mug that they liked to share. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to some, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a mug is the item to opt for.

Their Boring Poodle wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to embrace. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. A rubber chicken was the chosen item.