My Horny Poodle

My Horny Poodle wanted a melon to break. This might appear to be a fairly unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it would be sublime. Remarkably, a melon of all things.

My Horny Poodle always carried a bottle of wine that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly odd thing to do, to some, but not to the Poodle, who considered it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

My Horny Poodle often carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who thought it was miraculous. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the item to select.

My Horny Poodle desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would occasionally break. One might say this is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.

My Horny Poodle often carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes drop. This could be considered a fairly new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

My Horny Poodle carried a bottle of coke that they liked to break. This could be considered a fairly exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.