His Purple Poodle

His Purple Poodle searched for a can of coke that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would have been a curious undertaking, to you, but not to the Poodle, who assumed it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

His Purple Poodle carried a painting of a melon that they liked to experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Poodle, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

His Purple Poodle searched for a bottle of wine to embrace. It might have been a fairly odd operation, to some, but not to the Poodle, who thought it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

His Purple Poodle desired a little monkey that they would often put up their bum. It was a weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey of all things.

His Purple Poodle looked for a toilet brush that they would worship. One might say this is a fairly surprising activity, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was epic. Honestly, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

His Purple Poodle often carried a bag of flour that they would often put on his head. It might have been a funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Poodle, who considered it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.