Her Scary Poodle

Her Scary Poodle craved for a teapot that they sometimes throw. This seems to be a peculiar exercise, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

Her Scary Poodle desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes break. It is a new approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon of all things.

Her Scary Poodle looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a peculiar action, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who expected that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

Her Scary Poodle searched for a bottle of coke that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should be a different suggestion, to many, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

Her Scary Poodle craved for a dildo that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a dildo is the thing to select.

Her Scary Poodle needed a dildo that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly weird exercise, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who feels it was awesome. Bizarrely, a dildo being the chosen thing.