The Horny Poodle

The Horny Poodle desperately needed a dildo that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who expected it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a dildo of all things.

The Horny Poodle craved for a stapler that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who felt it would be fun. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

The Horny Poodle needed a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly odd action, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Poodle found a stretchman that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

The Horny Poodle needed a bag of flour that they would often demolish. It should be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to most, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bag of flour was the chosen thing.

The Horny Poodle always had with them a bottle of wine that they sometimes embrace. It would have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.