The Talented Poodle

The Talented Poodle owned a dildo that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly strange undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a dildo being the chosen thing.

The Talented Poodle searched for a spade that they sometimes put up their bum. It would be a peculiar thought, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

The Talented Poodle desperately looked for a crown that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. A crown would be the item that was opted for.

The Talented Poodle desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper to put down their trousers. It is an original exercise, to most, but not to the Poodle, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

The Talented Poodle craved for a bottle of beer that they sometimes sit and look at. It should be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Poodle always had with them a helmet that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the thing opted for.