A Blue Poodle

A Blue Poodle often carried a mug that they sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly different proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a mug is the thing to opt for.

A Blue Poodle desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper to try to balance on their head. It should have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who felt it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

A Blue Poodle owned a pint of beer that they would sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it was amazing. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Blue Poodle found a cup to break. This could be considered a new activity, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who felt it would be entertaining. A cup would be the thing that was chosen.

A Blue Poodle looked for a condom that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a fairly exciting proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a condom is the item that was chosen.

A Blue Poodle searched for a wig that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an original thought, to most, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. A wig is the thing to choose.