The Dodgy Poodle

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The Dodgy Poodle always kept a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly strange action, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who expected it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

The Dodgy Poodle always kept a wig that they sometimes demolish. It would be an odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Poodle always had with them a can of Tango that they sometimes drop. It should be a surprising thought, to many, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Poodle looked for a vibrator that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a new suggestion, to most, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the item to choose.

The Dodgy Poodle always kept a bottle of wine to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly astonishing action, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Poodle carried a mug that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Poodle, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a mug is the thing to opt for.