The Horny Poodle

The Horny Poodle carried a toilet brush that they liked to play with. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. A toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

The Horny Poodle had a bat that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems a fairly peculiar action, to me, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bat was the chosen item.

The Horny Poodle owned a tomato that they would often hug. It should have been a surprising activity, to most, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Poodle always carried a radiator that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be an astonishing approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who feels that the idea was fun. Strangely, a radiator is the item to choose.

The Horny Poodle owned a toilet brush that they would often annihilate One might find this to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

The Horny Poodle searched for a stapler that they would sometimes play with. This seems to be an astonishing proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item that was chosen.