His Retarded Poodle

His Retarded Poodle found a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a fairly curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

His Retarded Poodle craved for a sponge that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a weird and wonderful action, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a sponge being the chosen thing.

His Retarded Poodle always had with them a computer that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is a curious thought, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the item to opt for.

His Retarded Poodle always kept a little monkey that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a fairly weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. A little monkey was the chosen item.

His Retarded Poodle desired a little monkey to put on his head. It might have been a fairly strange thing to do, to many, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it was magnificent. Strangely, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

His Retarded Poodle desperately needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally throw. This seems a weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who thought it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.