My Lonely Poodle

My Lonely Poodle carried a sword to annihilate This is certainly a weird and wonderful operation, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who expected that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword being the thing opted for.

My Lonely Poodle had a can of Tango that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

My Lonely Poodle always kept a vibrator that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a different thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

My Lonely Poodle always carried a pint of cider that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly weird action, to you, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was magnificent. A pint of cider is the item to choose.

My Lonely Poodle craved for a stapler that they would often put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

My Lonely Poodle needed a big sponge that they would occasionally eat. One might say this is a fairly exciting idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.