The Horny Poodle

The Horny Poodle had a pint of cider that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be an exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a pint of cider of all things.

The Horny Poodle looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a fairly original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who feels it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Poodle looked for a set of lego to break. It might have been a peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who considered it was stunning. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.

The Horny Poodle needed a little monkey to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

The Horny Poodle carried a can of coke that they would often eat. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of coke is the thing to select.

The Horny Poodle owned a wig that they sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly curious idea, to you, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea is fun. A wig would be the chosen thing.