My Bum Loving Poodle

My Bum Loving Poodle desperately craved for a pint of cider that they sometimes embrace. One might say this is a fairly strange operation, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Poodle desperately needed a spade that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a spade being the chosen thing.

My Bum Loving Poodle desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly unusual proposal, to most, but not to the Poodle, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

My Bum Loving Poodle had a helmet that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be a weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Poodle, who thought it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the item that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Poodle desired a sponge that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been a surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a sponge is the thing to select.

My Bum Loving Poodle carried a set square that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems a strange activity, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a set square is the thing that was chosen.