The Crazy Poodle

The Crazy Poodle often carried a magic 8 ball to rub on his belly. It is a weird thought, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

The Crazy Poodle carried a vibrator that they would put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was fun. Strangely, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy Poodle desperately looked for a stapler that they would occasionally experiment on. This might appear to be a peculiar activity, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item to choose.

The Crazy Poodle desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would worship. It would have been a fairly weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

The Crazy Poodle always carried a hat to annihilate It might be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy Poodle needed a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally demolish. It should have been an original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who feels that the idea was magnificent. A pencil sharpener is the thing to choose.