A Fucking Poodle

A Fucking Poodle desired a radiator that they liked to share. One might say this is a fairly strange approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Poodle searched for a radiator that they would occasionally eat. It was considered to be a different action, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

A Fucking Poodle often carried a bat that they would worship. This seems a new operation, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who expected that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a bat is the item to select.

A Fucking Poodle desperately craved for a big sponge that they would often smash. It is considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the item to choose.

A Fucking Poodle desired a teapot to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual activity, to most, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. A teapot being the item selected.

A Fucking Poodle needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. A can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.