Her Purple Poodle

Her Purple Poodle always kept a cucumber that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who feels it would be fun. Remarkably, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

Her Purple Poodle always kept a condom that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a fairly new action, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. A condom was the thing that was opted for.

Her Purple Poodle always had with them a set square that they would experiment on. It should have been an astonishing activity, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who expected it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a set square would be the item that was selected.

Her Purple Poodle always had with them a bottle of coke that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly strange proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who considered it was epic. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

Her Purple Poodle desperately looked for a pint of cider that they sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be an unusual suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

Her Purple Poodle always had with them a custard pie to hug. It was a fairly weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who assumed it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.