Fucking Poodle

Fucking Poodle wanted a spade to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Poodle, who feels it would be out of this world. A spade being the item selected.

Fucking Poodle looked for a helmet that they would occasionally smash. It would be a fairly exciting action, to you, but not to the Poodle, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.

Fucking Poodle desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would often hug. It is considered to be a bizarre idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of cider of all things.

Fucking Poodle desired a hat that they would demolish. This is certainly a fairly astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the item to choose.

Fucking Poodle desired a block of cheese that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a strange suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.

Fucking Poodle always kept a sword that they would occasionally play with. It would be a fairly extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the item that was chosen.