The Beautiful Poodle

The Beautiful Poodle owned a stretchman to try to balance on their head. It is a surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a stretchman is the item to choose.

The Beautiful Poodle often carried a lava lamp that they liked to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

The Beautiful Poodle always carried a set square that they would often eat. It was a fairly exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a set square being the item opted for.

The Beautiful Poodle desperately looked for a tomato that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a somewhat surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Poodle desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would hug. It would be a fairly astonishing idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it was sublime. Honestly, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

The Beautiful Poodle had a ball that they would sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a ball being the item selected.