My Horny Poodle

My Horny Poodle always kept a pint of beer that they liked to cuddle. One might say this is a fairly peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Poodle, who thought it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

My Horny Poodle always had with them a little monkey that they would occasionally experiment on. It is a fairly unusual idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the item to choose.

My Horny Poodle often carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an extraordinary action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who considered it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

My Horny Poodle desperately craved for a teapot that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be an exciting idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who expected that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item chosen.

My Horny Poodle craved for a hat that they would often annihilate It should have been a fairly new proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a hat was the chosen item.

My Horny Poodle often carried a sword to annihilate It would be a fairly curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a sword was the thing that was opted for.