The Lonely Poodle

The Lonely Poodle found a dildo that they liked to hug. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to you, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it was amazing. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing to select.

The Lonely Poodle carried a bottle of wine that they would often share. One might find this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Poodle craved for a stapler that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was a fairly peculiar action, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the chosen item.

The Lonely Poodle desired a chocolate bar that they would put in the bath with him. It should be an odd approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

The Lonely Poodle always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

The Lonely Poodle searched for a rubber chicken that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it was sublime. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.