The Big Poodle

The Big Poodle always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is a peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

The Big Poodle often carried a vibrator that they would break. One might say this is an unusual suggestion, to some, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a vibrator having that done to it

The Big Poodle always had with them a cucumber that they would occasionally throw. It was a funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. A cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

The Big Poodle always had with them a stapler to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

The Big Poodle desperately searched for a stretchman that they would experiment on. It might have been a fairly curious suggestion, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who expected it was stunning. Who would have thought, a stretchman being the thing opted for.

The Big Poodle always had with them a piece of paper that they would worship. One might say this is a weird and wonderful proposal, to you, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.