The Red Poodle

The Red Poodle desperately searched for a lava lamp that they sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a fairly surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was miraculous. A lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

The Red Poodle looked for a radiator that they sometimes eat. This could be considered an unusual suggestion, to some, but not to the Poodle, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

The Red Poodle desperately searched for a rubber johnny to annihilate This could be considered a fairly new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

The Red Poodle always kept a crown that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly unusual idea, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a crown having that done to it

The Red Poodle desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Poodle, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Red Poodle craved for a bottle of coke that they would put up their bum. It is a funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.