The Troubled Poodle

The Troubled Poodle desperately looked for a cucumber that they would experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it would be magnificent. Honestly, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

The Troubled Poodle needed a porno magazine that they would put up their bum. It should have been a fairly funny operation, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Poodle wanted a melon that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon would be the item chosen.

The Troubled Poodle desired a cheese grater that they would often hug. One might find this to be a weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a cheese grater having that done to it

The Troubled Poodle searched for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes play with. It is considered to be a curious idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who felt it was sublime. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Poodle wanted a big sponge to share. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful action, to you, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the item selected.