The Dodgy Poodle

The Dodgy Poodle craved for a custard pie to annihilate This seems a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who considered that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the item selected.

The Dodgy Poodle desperately needed a lava lamp that they liked to hug. This seems an extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Honestly, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Poodle had a pen to put up their bum. This seems to be a funny undertaking, to you, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a pen would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Poodle owned a pint of beer that they would often throw. This is certainly an exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Poodle always kept a ball to drop. This might appear to be a fairly unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Poodle desired a condom that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Poodle, who considered it was fun. A condom would be the thing that was selected.