A Talented Poodle

A Talented Poodle owned a pencil sharpener that they would worship. It was a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

A Talented Poodle had a piece of paper that they liked to worship. One might say this is a fairly different approach to life, to many, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

A Talented Poodle carried a wig that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been an odd exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Strangely, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

A Talented Poodle always carried a pen that they would drop. This might appear to be a curious exercise, to me, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a pen is the item to select.

A Talented Poodle craved for a rubber chicken that they sometimes demolish. It would be a surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.

A Talented Poodle desired a lava lamp that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be an odd suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a lava lamp is the item to opt for.