The Exceptional Poodle

The Exceptional Poodle wanted a set square that they would drop. This could be considered a fairly bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the item chosen.

The Exceptional Poodle looked for a cup to smash. This seems to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it was breathtaking. Strangely, a cup was the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Poodle desperately needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems to be an original proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

The Exceptional Poodle desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would often throw. This seems a bizarre exercise, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea is out of this world. A bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Poodle carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered an exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who thought it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was selected.

The Exceptional Poodle had a can of Tango that they would often experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a can of Tango of all things.