Their Beautiful Poodle

Their Beautiful Poodle desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they liked to smash. One might say this is a different thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

Their Beautiful Poodle always had with them a dildo that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

Their Beautiful Poodle desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

Their Beautiful Poodle wanted a can of Tango that they liked to eat. It should have been a fairly original action, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who expected it was awesome. Bizarrely, a can of Tango having that done to it

Their Beautiful Poodle carried a bat that they would often experiment on. This might appear to be a weird suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who considered that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a bat being the thing opted for.

Their Beautiful Poodle owned a cucumber to cuddle. It was a fairly astonishing activity, to some, but not to the Poodle, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.