Horny Poodle

Horny Poodle desperately searched for a rubber chicken to embrace. This might appear to be a fairly strange activity, to some, but not to the Poodle, who feels it was amazing. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

Horny Poodle wanted a pint of beer that they would sometimes eat. It would be a fairly astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who felt it was epic. Honestly, a pint of beer having that done to it

Horny Poodle desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a fairly original exercise, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea was amazing. A cheese grater would be the item chosen.

Horny Poodle carried a helmet that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was opted for.

Horny Poodle desperately needed a condom that they liked to experiment on. It is considered to be an exciting undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that the idea was fun. A condom being the chosen item.

Horny Poodle desperately desired a piece of paper that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an astonishing idea, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.