The Stupid Poodle

The Stupid Poodle always had with them a computer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who feels it would be miraculous. A computer would be the item chosen.

The Stupid Poodle always kept a pencil sharpener that they liked to sleep with. It might have been a strange exercise, to some, but not to the Poodle, who feels that this idea was wonderous. A pencil sharpener is the item to select.

The Stupid Poodle found a big sponge to worship. This is certainly an unusual thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Poodle wanted a bat to break. It might have been an original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to select.

The Stupid Poodle desperately craved for a can of coke that they would often throw. It might be a bizarre suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the chosen item.

The Stupid Poodle desperately searched for a chocolate bar to eat. This seems a weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Poodle, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was selected.