The Crazy Poodle

The Crazy Poodle desperately craved for a hat that they liked to rub on his belly. This could be considered a weird and wonderful undertaking, to some, but not to the Poodle, who assumed it would be spectacular. A hat would be the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Poodle owned a magic 8 ball that they would often throw. It should be an astonishing thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

The Crazy Poodle craved for a condom that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Poodle wanted a sword that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a sword is the item to opt for.

The Crazy Poodle desperately craved for a set square that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. A set square is the item to choose.

The Crazy Poodle carried a bag of poop that they would often drop. It would be a new operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.