The Green Poodle

The Green Poodle wanted a magic 8 ball that they would demolish. This seems a peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who considered it would be entertaining. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

The Green Poodle desperately searched for a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Poodle, who expected that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a melon was the chosen item.

The Green Poodle craved for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the thing that was chosen.

The Green Poodle desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would demolish. It might have been a fairly curious activity, to some, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

The Green Poodle desperately wanted a teapot that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

The Green Poodle desperately wanted a set square to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a weird idea, to me, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a set square was the chosen item.