Grumpy Poodle

Grumpy Poodle desperately needed a dildo that they liked to worship. It might have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thought it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

Grumpy Poodle desperately wanted a can of Tango to demolish. It would have been a fairly funny thought, to some, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

Grumpy Poodle found a bottle of wine that they would often annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly curious activity, to you and me, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

Grumpy Poodle often carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes annihilate It would have been a strange approach to life, to many, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to choose.

Grumpy Poodle desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my mum, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

Grumpy Poodle desired a pen that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a weird thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a pen being the item selected.