A Ugly Poodle

A Ugly Poodle looked for a lava lamp that they liked to demolish. This seems a bizarre approach to life, to you, but not to the Poodle, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

A Ugly Poodle desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand to insert somewhere. This seems to be an unusual activity, to me, but not to the Poodle, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

A Ugly Poodle carried a teapot that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising action, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

A Ugly Poodle desperately wanted a bat that they would worship. One might consider this to be a funny suggestion, to some, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing to choose.

A Ugly Poodle desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would smash. This might appear to be a fairly new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

A Ugly Poodle needed a custard pie that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who assumed it was exciting. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.