My Angry Poodle

My Angry Poodle always had with them a pint of cider that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

My Angry Poodle always kept a set square to try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly funny idea, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a set square having that done to it

My Angry Poodle needed a piece of paper that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a peculiar undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

My Angry Poodle owned a cheese grater to eat. It might be a fairly different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who thought that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

My Angry Poodle craved for a pint of beer that they liked to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly strange undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

My Angry Poodle craved for a cup to worship. It would be a bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was wonderful. A cup was the item that was selected.