I tried to go for the phonetic route in making it look like how it sounds, and avoid the special characters so that nobody gets left out. Because, aren't we all special in our own way?

_{*Of course not, but don't let anyone know.}

A valiant effort! That's quite the portmanteau you have there! If you decide to make a post for PortmanTuesdays, rest assured it will always get a 100% vote from me. Just like this comment. Which, in a way, really is a post.