My Foolish Prince

My Foolish Prince needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

My Foolish Prince owned a porno magazine that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

My Foolish Prince carried a stretchman that they would demolish. It is a fairly funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

My Foolish Prince looked for a block of cheese that they would eat. This might appear to be a fairly weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese of all things.

My Foolish Prince desperately needed a little monkey that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to you, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. A little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

My Foolish Prince desperately craved for a bag of flour that they would sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.