A Confused Prince

A Confused Prince always had with them a tomato that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be an original approach to life, to some, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

A Confused Prince looked for a chocolate bar to hug. It is a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

A Confused Prince always carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes embrace. It might be a surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

A Confused Prince desperately wanted a bag of flour that they liked to annihilate It was a fairly original proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the item to select.

A Confused Prince always carried a CD player that they would sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player was the chosen thing.

A Confused Prince desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would put on his head. It should have been an unusual proposal, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who assumed it would be simply life. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.