My Grumpy Prince

My Grumpy Prince desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a bizarre operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

My Grumpy Prince craved for a rubber johnny that they would put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Prince, who thought that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

My Grumpy Prince owned a can of coke that they would sometimes eat. It was a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a can of coke having that done to it

My Grumpy Prince found a bat that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. A bat was the chosen thing.

My Grumpy Prince always had with them a sword that they would experiment on. It would have been a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Prince, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was selected.

My Grumpy Prince had a little monkey that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly new action, to many, but not to the Prince, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.