Scary Prince

Scary Prince always had with them a painting of a melon to put in the bath with him. It should have been a new suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

Scary Prince searched for a condom that they would occasionally share. It is a fairly extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a condom of all things.

Scary Prince needed a set square that they would break. It was a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a set square would be the chosen thing.

Scary Prince often carried a can of coke that they would often try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a bizarre exercise, to me, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

Scary Prince searched for a set of lego that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a set of lego having that done to it

Scary Prince desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly new thought, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who had decided it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.