The Ugly Prince

The Ugly Prince desperately looked for a helmet that they would worship. It is a weird undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

The Ugly Prince desperately desired a bag of flour that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Prince, who thought it was amazing. A bag of flour would be the item chosen.

The Ugly Prince searched for a wig that they sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a different thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who considered that this idea is entertaining. A wig being the chosen item.

The Ugly Prince wanted a dildo that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems an astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Prince, who assumed that this idea is sublime. A dildo would be the item chosen.

The Ugly Prince craved for a painting of a melon that they would put on his head. It was a fairly new suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

The Ugly Prince found a bat that they would sometimes eat. It would be a fairly new suggestion, to my children, but not to the Prince, who thought that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a bat was the item that was chosen.