Their Nervous Prince

Their Nervous Prince found a bat that they would occasionally put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who felt it was spectacular. Honestly, a bat being the item opted for.

Their Nervous Prince had a bottle of wine that they sometimes share. It was a different suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who had decided it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine of all things.

Their Nervous Prince searched for a little monkey that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a little monkey is the item to select.

Their Nervous Prince desperately looked for a can of Tango to worship. It would be an original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who thought that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was selected.

Their Nervous Prince found a piece of paper that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you, but not to the Prince, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

Their Nervous Prince always kept a big sponge that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a curious exercise, to some, but not to the Prince, who assumed it would be stunning. Honestly, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.