The Troubled Prince

The Troubled Prince always had with them a pint of beer to put up their bum. It is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Prince desired a can of coke that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the Prince, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Prince carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an exciting action, to you, but not to the Prince, who assumed it was stunning. A bottle of coke is the item to select.

The Troubled Prince owned a bottle of coke that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a somewhat surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Troubled Prince wanted a pint of beer that they liked to rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly weird thought, to you, but not to the Prince, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Prince desperately craved for a dildo that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is an original action, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a dildo was the chosen item.