My Gentle Prince

My Gentle Prince had a piece of paper that they would put up their bum. It is a surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who had decided that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to select.

My Gentle Prince wanted a bat that they would sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly unusual action, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a bat of all things.

My Gentle Prince always carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes demolish. It was a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who considered it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine of all things.

My Gentle Prince always carried a custard pie that they would often embrace. It is an odd activity, to some, but not to the Prince, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

My Gentle Prince desperately looked for a CD player that they would often play with. It was an odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who considered it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

My Gentle Prince owned a bottle of wine that they would sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly new suggestion, to most, but not to the Prince, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the chosen item.