My Angry Prince

My Angry Prince desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would occasionally share. It is considered to be a strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who considered that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

My Angry Prince always kept a custard pie that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

My Angry Prince always kept a cheese grater that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to most, but not to the Prince, who felt that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

My Angry Prince needed a can of coke that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be a strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Prince, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

My Angry Prince needed a bat to throw. It is a fairly unusual undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. A bat was the thing that was selected.

My Angry Prince desperately needed a ball to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly curious undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Prince, who thought that the idea was magnificent. A ball would be the item chosen.