Her Grumpy Prince

Her Grumpy Prince desperately wanted a dildo that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is a bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

Her Grumpy Prince desired a ball that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Prince, who thinks it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a ball being the chosen thing.

Her Grumpy Prince found a piece of paper that they would often sit and look at. It would be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. A piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

Her Grumpy Prince desperately desired a tomato that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who considered it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a tomato having that done to it

Her Grumpy Prince desperately desired a little monkey that they would occasionally share. It would be a fairly original thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a little monkey being the item selected.

Her Grumpy Prince desired a condom to worship. This might appear to be a fairly original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Prince, who feels that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a condom would be the item that was opted for.