The Fucking Prince

The Fucking Prince searched for a big sponge that they would put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the Prince, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a big sponge is the item to choose.

The Fucking Prince owned a bottle of beer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would be an exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Prince, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Fucking Prince always kept a porno magazine that they liked to play with. It would have been a new activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

The Fucking Prince carried a painting of a melon to experiment on. It should have been a surprising action, to me, but not to the Prince, who considered that it was in fact, epic. A painting of a melon having that done to it

The Fucking Prince always had with them a rubber chicken to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Prince, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

The Fucking Prince desperately desired a helmet that they would sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Prince, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a helmet being the thing selected.