My Eccentric Prince

My Eccentric Prince desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be an exciting exercise, to my dad, but not to the Prince, who thought it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

My Eccentric Prince needed a condom that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was an odd proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Prince, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the chosen item.

My Eccentric Prince had a vibrator that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be a new exercise, to some, but not to the Prince, who feels it was amazing. Honestly, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

My Eccentric Prince needed a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is a peculiar exercise, to my children, but not to the Prince, who thought it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

My Eccentric Prince often carried a pen to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Prince, who expected that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

My Eccentric Prince desperately wanted a CD player that they would share. It is a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to you, but not to the Prince, who assumed it was magnificent. Honestly, a CD player being the chosen thing.